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Stinky Hobo - Return of the Jikkom

Stinky Hobo - Return of the Jikkom
By: Phil Stewart

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Stinky Hobo - Return of the Jikkom - The second (and third) books in a long and dire series of hobo adventures is finally here. After a long wait involving happy dances, two unmentionables, and a rather foul funk, the book has arrived.

Summary - Stinky Hobo is back with all new adventures on his quest for the elusive Nacho Chesse and Salsa Factory (tm). Join Stinky Hobo and his dead dog sidekick as they invent new magical powers, create profitable businesses, and save every cheeto they find on their path towards the ultimate goal.
This book comes with a bonus section in the back providing accounts of the quirky Office Hobo. We're not quite sure where he came from, but it's pretty obvious he's not going anywhere.

Details - 168 pages, 4.25″ x 6.88″, perfect binding, black and white interior ink.

Sample stories from the book

Got Me a Land Plane
Cracky sold me a landplane today. It’s exactly like an airplane except on the land. Oh, and it’s a cardboard box. But at least Cracky put the good spray paint on the sides. I need to find some more wheels for it (it has one), but it was still a good price. Plus it goes faster than the other ones because it has an odd number on the side. I love when things work out like that. [Full Story]

Office Hobo - Top Secret Creative Juices
My boss gave me a top secret assignment today, it came straight from the shifty eye. It’s wicked bad but I can’t tell anybody, not even the goldfish. And he knows everything! It’s a good thing I am storing my documents on the typewriter. I keep everything there, even my underwear. What a good typewriter! [Full Story]

Survival Fire
I decided to do more survival stuff today because surviving is good. The dead dog did some surviving too, it was fun. We built a hobo survival fire so now I am going to teach you how to make one.

The first thing to do is to get the right supplies. Most of the items can be substituted except for the sauce packets. [Full Story]

You can get the first book, Stinky Hobo Stories, on this page.

More to come…

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