Thank you for taking the time to contact me. Although I try to read all email received, I cannot guarantee a personal response, nor can I guarantee anything insightful or humorous. Stinky Hobo might step in to reply to emails on occasion and the dead dog fills in on days with a "d" in them so you never know what you might get.

I would say more but the web is running low on letters right now and I like to conserve.