Stinky Hobo Stories
By: Phil Stewart

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Stinky Hobo Stories - The first book in a long and dire series of hobo adventures is finally here. After a long wait involving happy dances, two unmentionables, and a rather foul funk, the book has arrived. I posted some pictures and comments on this page.

Summary - This book follows our favorite fragrant vagrant on his adventurous quest for the elusive Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory. Join Stinky Hobo and his dead dog as they teach chipmunks to dance, build juggernauts, and invent new methods for storing smells in their pockets.

Details - 124 pages, 4.25" x 6.88", perfect binding, black and white interior ink.

Sample stories from the book

Sniffing Straw
My armpits were smelling real good today. I don’t know why. It was like taco good, except my left one. That one was more like pine tar and gravy.

So I rubbed my hand under my arm for a while then stuck it in my pocket to save the smell. There’s going to be some good sniffing later. [Full Story]

Wicked Bad Catfish
I remember this one time I made up where I went fishing with Cracky. What a good time! We caught some fish and met some squirrels.

At the end of the day, Cracky hooked into a big old Wicked Bad Catfish. A big one, like Rosie O’Donnell big. He was going crazy and Rosie was jumping [Full Story]

Spingle
I found a Spingle with my dog today. It’s wicked bad. I haven’t made up any magic powers for it yet, but my dog is working on that right now. Dead dogs can come up with good stuff when they’re sitting outside the library, tied to a bicycle rack.
So what’s a Spingle? I’m not quite [Full Story]

More to come...

You can also check out the entire series of Stinky Hobo's Funny Stories which includes every story published in this book (along with a whole bunch of new stories that have yet to be published).