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This Poo Machine Can be Yours - If You Act Now

May 24th, 2009 by Phil Stewart

I'm not sure why some people never outgrow toilet humor but wouldn't it be great if we could figure out why, bottle it, then sell it to Eskimos?  Or maybe we should just sit back and enjoy the fact that things like "poop", "crop dusting", and "butt burping" are still funny after so many years.  That reminds me... did you just hear that butthole talking crap behind my back?

I can't wait to see what sort of contextual ads Google decides to display with this post!

If this post doesn't have enough poopy humor already, take a look at the screenshot below of a Craigslist ad offering up a one-of-a-kind Magic Poo Machine.  Turns out the poo machine is nothing more than an ordinary bunny rabbit, with a pooper on overdrive.  That is to say, it's an ordinary bunny rabbit.  Gotta admit, the ad is pretty creative and a nice change from the normal poo machine scams you find on Craigslist.

Enjoy the magic poo machine...

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Comment by some little kid
2009-05-24 09:01:21

We have an oat machine that spits out oats and sometimes other stuff that I don’t know what to do with. We started a cookie company, but need raisins. Can this bunny make raisins?

 
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