Did you ever taste anything that was almost good, but instead was bad, real bad? Well I just did, and it was good, but then bad, very bad. I wonder what ingredient made it so bad, except almost good. Maybe they don't have enough sauce packets. Or maybe the ratios are off, dang ratios.

So after drinking the bad stuff that was almost good, I drank some more then forgot what I was doing and found some stuff that tastes really bad, but almost good. This stuff sure is weird.

Which reminds me. Did you ever hear your ears turn off and then back on? Almost like they quit working and then remembered what they were doing, or maybe you found a mute button somewhere? Or maybe our ears only work when there is sound, but how would you know? The dead dog doesn't even know that!
I sure hope I can find that mute button someday. I've been looking really hard and pushing different buttons for much longer than six tacos now. Still, no gravy. Mmm... taco gravy.

Maybe it's best I don't find that button. And maybe it's best my ears only work when there is sound. And maybe it's best I drink some more of this weird stuff I just found. It tastes really bad, except almost good.

What a good day!