The dead dog stuck his tongue out today, and now he won't stick it back in. I've tried everything, even rolling it up and rubbing his throat a little. Now I'm not sure what to do.

Plus I noticed his tongue is pointy. Almost like he's been saying the bad words or something. And it's sticky. Like the good kind of sticky. I wish I had a sticky tongue.

One cool thing is I can use his tongue to put slobber on stuff. There's lots of stuff that needs a good slobbering. People really don't like me dragging the dead dog around and rubbing his tongue on stuff though. They give me weird looks cuz I guess they don't realize the public service I'm doing. Too many people don't know anything about a good slobbering. Maybe I need to rub the dead dog's tongue on them.

I'm also using his tongue to lick stamps so I can wallpaper my dumpster. I got pretty far but then one stamp got stuck on his tongue and now it won't come off. I had to paint over it so no one would notice when we go out for more slobbering.
I noticed lots of things stick to his tongue now, so maybe I can use it for storing stuff or hang a picture on there or something. I wonder what picture the dead dog wants hanging on his tongue.

What a good day!