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Office Hobo - Broken Stuff

November 12th, 2006 by

Phil Stewart

<meta name="GENERATOR" content="OpenOffice.org 1.9.104 (Linux)" /><meta name="CREATED" content="20061103;23391200" /><meta name="CHANGED" content="20061105;233000" /><br /> <style>  </style> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">My boss keeps breaking things and it's such a problem, they gave him wheat grass medication for it, with gravy. The boss keeps finding things to run over with his car. Or destroy or damage or mangle in some other way. It's great fun. And he loves wheat grass!</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">The best part is, all his equipment works after he ruins it. Sometimes even better than before. Like his laptop fell in the bathtub with him. It was great and he only had three of four lasting side effects. The laptop turned out great too. Like stinky good.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I don't know where the goldfish in the screen came from but it is getting big. It just swims around and does circus tricks when the screen is turned on. I hung the screen on my wall, right under the stairs to the fire escape. It's a great location.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I may invent a wicked bad space portal (tm) with the laptop later. 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