Before anyone goes slinging dog poop at my house (I've got plenty of my own, thank you), yes this is a real story. Two "hoodlums" in Nigeria were spotting trying to rob a car. One of them escaped while the other spaz-magically turned into a goat. Nobody would suspect the goat.

If you check out the link, you'll see that they did suspect the goat, and they're currently holding it on criminal charges. Hah, only in Nigeria. Sounds like a nice place to visit.

This pretty much sums up the article:

“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,”

I wonder if there are superheros whose special power is to turn into a goat.  Maybe Goat Boy or Super Goat or someone like that.  They turn into goats, flying goats, that eat their way out of problems.  It might make a good cartoon on the Spanish channel anyway.

Happy "Sponsor a Goat Felon" Day!