Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfield's "No-Vista, More Chewy Churros" commercial is out.  It's kind of funny in a sad and not-very-funny sort of way.  Maybe they don't mention Windows Vista because it's bad manners to talk about the deceased so soon.

And to cheer everyone up, just remember - At least you aren't one of these people getting kicked in the crotch:

Blindsided Crotch Kick

I'll Ro-Sham-Bo you for it

Oh, Hello!

Finally, we present to you some of the brilliant things newscasters have said in the past week.  This is sure to restore confidence in those who provide this nation with information.

"Locals are hitting the stores to stock up on essentials like bottled water, meat, and cookies."
Fox News - When reporting on tropical storm Hanna - September 2008

"Make no mistake, Hanna is a disastrous tropical storm with hurricane strength winds."
ABC News - When reporting on tropical storm Hanna - September 2008

"Right now we don't have a chance of storms but if we did it would be on Wednesday or Thursday."
NBC News - September 2008