Ok, this guy can't talk without mangling the English language.  Here are some of George W. Bush's more memorable Bushisms.

“I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president."

“I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.”

“As you know, these are open forums, you’re able to come and listen to what I have to say.”

“There’s no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world’s worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world’s worst weapons.”

“The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.”

“I’m looking forward to a good night’s sleep on the soil of a friend.”

“He has a little trouble with the English.”

“Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”

“One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected.”

“The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants.”

“I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.”

“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say: You, too, can be president of the United States.”

“Wow! Brazil is big.”