I don't know why this picture makes me laugh but it does. Hopefully I am not the only one.

Hobo Newswire – Sometime next week

For over twenty years now, area resident Skuzz McSnott has been busy creating slimy masterpieces on sidewalks, the sides of buildings, the sneakers of the fruity guy that jogs by, and even on discarded napkins and other assorted trash. He also likes to make little mini-pieces by being thrown against windows or glass doors. Indeed, McSnott has been busy sliming (and skuzzing) things up for quite a while. Even so, he has remained a local artist - with a relatively small hippie following - and until recently has barely been able to make ends meet.

That all changed five months ago when McSnott's artwork was discovered by renowned New York artsy guy, Floyd Packer. Mr. Packer took McSnott's unique subject (and physical) matter to the fart crazed galleries of New York and Los Angeles where this new style was quickly embraced by millions of people with tiny brains and fat wallets. Now, McSnott's snotty trash has translated into big bucks at high end art galleries where his latest works command well into the six figures. One piece by McSnott, called “Never-ending Snott Factory”, recently sold for $1.2 million at Sotheby's auction house in New York. It is rumored that Paris Hilton bought the Snott Factory, although Sotheby's declined to comment citing privacy (and other unmentionable) concerns.

No one knows what's next for McSnott, although he did hint at trying a dangerous new piece involving fermented cough syrup and table salt.

Skuzz McSnott brewing up a new masterpiece.

I got bored so I took a spool of wire and made this.  It's a glove.  I coiled, cut, and linked every loop on this thing by hand.  Yes, it's a lot of work and no, I'm not right in the head.

What follows are the gruesome images and horrifying details of a crime so vulgar and insane, it must be real. We have obtained photographic evidence and accompanying footnotes of the two month torture and disfigurement of "Monkey", my dog's favorite stuffed animal. Although the perpetrator remains at large, it is suspected that Monkey was tortured over time, as to prolong his life as a furry punting device. It goes to show you the lengths some animals are willing to go to in order to preserve their play toys while still feeding the urge to chew on inedible objects. No suspects have ever been arrested in this case.

Pictures follow:

"I'm Monkey. Wanna be my friend?"

"Lookie what I can do!"

"E.T. phone home."

"Wee!! Dain Bramage is FUN!"

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Well, it's picture day today so I dug up a good image to post. Why is it picture day? Because I have a picture to post.

Now that's what I call a Dandelion!! I just woke up one day and there it was. The thing was growing 6-8 inches PER DAY at one point and it quickly outgrew itself and began to fall over from the weight. At it's height, this thing was over six feet tall, with a stalk over an inch in diameter. The leaves at the base were a good 14-18 inches long and 6 inches wide. This thing was a monster.

Just for clarification, the fuzz at the bottom of the picture is my dog's tail, NOT a furby coming to steal the dandelion. I do not know where the rest of my dog was at the time of this image.