With today being election day in the United States, it won’t be long before Comrade Obama takes office in an effort to “redistribute the (your) wealth”.  With so many people voting for Obama, it may be no surprise that his socialist economic policies are already taking effect across the country.

Here’s a humorous overview on just how Comrade Obama’s economic plan will work.  It’s not 100% accurate since it doesn’t mention highly inefficient government spending, but the idea is the same.

In fact, many voters across the nation claim they've already quit their jobs and are just waiting for the wealth sharing to head their way.  One voter went so far as to send an invoice to Barack's campaign headquarters, complete with a detailed list of neighbors' property he would like to call his own.  Another called "dibs" on Bill Gates fortune while many others claimed the Playboy Mansion is now rightfully theirs.  Obama has already promised North Dakota to the Canadians and promises to make good on all other claims as soon as time allows.

Funny enough, nobody has claimed Hillary Clinton so she will probably be shipped overseas as part of a trade with China for lead-tainted glow sticks.

In other news, it's probably no surprise by now that Obama will be the next U.S. President.  The only surprise will be if he can't manage to beat a 200 year old man and the hot chick from car commercials.