Today was a busy day where nothing got done.  Just like most of my days.  It was so busy that my elbow cramped up and made me walk funny for a while.  It was one of those weird, gypsy type cramps from something cursed I must have touched.  Or eaten – I eat a lot of weird stuff.

The dead dog likes eating weird stuff too.  We’re always finding cool things to chew on.  It’s usually best if it’s dead first though.  We don’t need another Ozzy Ozburger.  There are a lot of things at parks you can chew on, and bus stops are always good.  Sometimes you find stuff for drinking and poking and smelling too.  I always like a good smell and the best ones are always free!

If you’re going to collect smells, your best investment is in something that has pockets.  You can store the smell in a pocket and use a sniffing straw for enjoying your smell collection.  I’m going to patent sniffing straws so everyone can get as many as they need.  It’ll be legal and everything.  And believe me, you want to avoid the illegal smells.

Other than cursed gypsy cramps and chewing and smelling things, I got busy thinking about doing other things.  It’s easy to be busy with thinking about being busy, I do it all the time.  Maybe that’s why I’m so close to getting my Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory ™.  I sure hope so.

What a good day!