Mike Rowe is the host of Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel and when he's not making poo jokes, he's often found saying the weirdest things at all the wrong times. I guess the "Hey Vern" phase wore off and now he just likes to play in manure while wondering what he got himself into.

Anyway, here's the latest offbeat quote from Mike Rowe:

"Why is my shirt off and why am I on another man who's lying on an alligator?"