I started out today really busy even though I don't know what I was doing.  It was really cool for a while, but got old as soon as that creepy dude started taking pictures.  I sure don't like people taking pictures when I'm updating my butt photocopies.  Can't they wait for the postcard?!

After the updates, I grabbed a new form to copyright my fingerprints so people will quit using them without my permission.  They've probably made a fortune already and I still don't have my nacho factory so I guess I'm going to break down and fill out this complex form.  I sure hope I don't flunk it this time.

I also need to read about some of the new diseases they are discovering.  Like how it's a disease to collect stuff now.  I think it's an obsessive compulsive disorder for people who collect stuff and Cracky might have even helped with the invention of that one.  I was busy making other stuff up so you know I didn't make this one up, it's that good!

Man, they've got diseases for everything now.  Pretty soon it'll probably be a disease just to be alive.  Like Spontaneous Anti-Death Syndrome (SADS) or something else that requires money.  I think that Anti-Death Syndrome is the opposite of what the dead dog's got.  He's got HAPPY something or other and it doesn't cost anything, I don't think.  I sure hope not anyway, because I'm not paying for his weird fetishes anymore.

What a good day.