So I learned how to perform the patented Hobo MindSync today. Well, I had to make most of it up but now I can learn the knowledge of the rocks and talk to my Jikkom. My dead dog was trying it on some chipmunks but they weren't going for that so he gave up and practiced playing dead for a while. He sure is getting good at that trick.

I didn't learn much from MindSyncing with the rocks but one mentioned a magical booger somewhere nearby. So now I gotta find me that booger. I'll bet Cracky could even sell it on the black market. There's a black market for everything these days, even racing underwear.

So I still haven't stocked up on sauce packets yet. And now the magic booger is going to slow me down even more. It sure is tough getting a Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory (tm) sometimes. Maybe I need to spend more time inventing shortcuts or entering Rat Fireball competitions.

What a good day!