I have something good to share but you better take the kids outside and hose them off first.  It's that good!  See, I took a picture of the dead dog's chicken while he wasn't looking.  Boy is he going to be mad!  Don't ask about what happened to the eyes, I can't talk about that anymore.

So I took the picture and then went walking on the grass for a while.  It helps with amnesia sometimes.  I don't like walking on grass when it's dark because it makes my butt itch for some reason.  Maybe grass is like evil gremlins in the night time... only it makes your butt itch instead of killing you.  That's a good idea actually.  Maybe I can patent it when Cracky comes back from his snail hunting expedition in Africa.

I hope he doesn't get jumped by the butt-faced sidewinder snail of central Nigeria.  They're the Wicked Bad Snail (tm) variety that you don't want to mess with.  Just ask your grandma, she'll know what I'm talking about.  She always knows what I'm talking about, even when I don't.

What a good day!