I was walking my dead dog today and weird things started happening.  Weird things are always happening when I'm walking dead dogs, but this time it was different.  I think more trees than usual were talking to me and things kept disappearing under my dog.  He would walk over them and *zap*, they were gone!

It turns out the dog was just extra hungry today, like real hungry for a dead dog.  He ate me out of house and home twice already.  Well not that one home, but almost!  I've never seen a dead dog that was so hungry!

So his vacuum snout had been on overdrive and that got the trees talking.  Then they noticed my new belt and I had to disappear before they could plan an attack.  I can't let stupid old trees plan an attack on my belt on the first day!  Maybe the second, we will see what sort of army I can amass.

My new belt is really cool, it uses THREE extension cords (for more power).  I use it for holding my pants up.  And sometimes I use it for other things that I can't talk about any more.  I didn't think it would require that much power to hold my pants up, but it does.

What a good day!