I was writing stories in my head today and I think I ran out of ink because I don't remember them any more.  But maybe I was writing them in someone else's head.  I sure hope they know what to do with those stories.

Nothing else is going on except I accidentally invented a new product to solve immigration.  It's called Mexlax (tm) and it only takes one dose!  You can even use it as a suppository if that's your thing.  I don't like to but that one guy did.  I haven't seen him since so it must have worked good.

I don't think I'm any closer to my Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory (tm), so I better try something other than Mexlax.  Maybe if I sit around long enough, someone else will write stories in my head and I can cash them in for cheetos.

What a good day!