Today was pretty boring. I didn't have much to do so I started cleaning real good. I dragged the dead dog around for a while to take care of the concrete floor and then waxed it up real good with some milk jugs and old cheese. You would never know!
Then I wiped some dust streaks on the old machine in the corner and used my new deodorant as an air freshener. I blew on some stuff, which is good cleaning, and then took care of something we won't talk about ever again. I sure got good at this stuff. I wonder when I'll turn professional.
There's probably lots more cleaning to be done but I don't know what it is. So that was good enough for me.
Nothing else happened but I thought about the Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory (tm) for a while and usually that counts as work. The dead dog thought about it too so that's double. We sure do make a good team.
I've been wondering what Cracky has been up to because I haven't seen him in a week and four nachos. That's a long time in nachos. Maybe he has been up to that new idea on racing underwear. I sure hope so because mine has a hole and doesn't go so fast anymore. It sure will be good to see Cracky again and start a cleaning company with the dog.
What a good day!
Phil Stewart
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