My dead dog found a chunk of goop earlier. I’m not sure what it is but it stinks so good. I like it. Maybe it’s from some gypsies or a frog on a bad diet. A bad, stinky diet.

I decided to build an army today. A real one, with intensive purposes. It will help me get a Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory. The goop inspired me to do it. Plus my dog helped some. It’s going to be a big, spastic army with Jikkoms and maybe a Wicked Bad Juggernaut. The non-goat version too!

So now I need to build up an army and I’m not quite sure how to do that. I borrowed part of an old recipe book, but there was nothing in there on building armies. Especially the type I need. Most of the book was about a disease called tbsp and some stuff about full awfuls, which must be something really bad. Maybe I will have to get some more Legos and build an army the old fashioned way. I wonder if MacGyver is still alive. He use to hang out at the bus stop with me.