Man, everyone’s talking about these “learning experiences.” Almost like you have to do something to learn stuff. I remember that I use to learn stuff just by sitting there and trying real hard. It’s really easy and you can do it right now. Or tomorrow. But not yesterday, that’s too late!

So after my learning experience where I didn’t experience anything, I started spot checking things at the convenience store. It’s another fun and easy thing to do that keeps me busy. I gotta keep busy so I can get my Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory™. Nobody got one before by not being busy!
When I spot check stuff, I get a lot of attention. Usually the good kind, except when my dead dog filled in. That was a good one! But he’s still tired from playing leap frog yesterday, so I let him sleep for a while.

Once I got to the store, there wasn’t much to spot check. I stood in a few check-out lines, then sold my spot to the people behind me a couple times. It was cool because I got a small package of dinner mints, some barely used chewing gum (cinnamon!), and some coupons for unmentionables. Then I fixed some of the magazines and candy bars that were crooked, and made sure there were no hostilities. It was fun. On the way out I mixed up some Cheetos with the Fritos because that will mess with Cracky’s head later. What a good day!