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Stinky Hobo - Generic Food Tip

December 28th, 2006 by Phil Stewart

You can have an entire meal in sauce packets. They are great, and they are free. And they are little packets! I started collecting sauce packets when I was a kid. I would get the hot sauce from fast food restaurants then mix it with the gooey snot type stuff and brown pickles from the convenience store.

My mom has several awards and trophies for collecting sauce packets. Plus, one time a long time ago in this one place, she kept a herd of cattle and sixteen wounded soldiers alive for five days on sauce packets alone. And two of them got super powers! Sauce packets are good stuff.

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