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Office Hobo - Top Secret Creative Juices

December 6th, 2006 by

Phil Stewart

<meta name="GENERATOR" content="OpenOffice.org 1.9.104 (Linux)" /><meta name="CREATED" content="20061206;18515400" /><meta name="CHANGED" content="20061206;19373800" /><br /> <style>  </style> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">My boss gave me a top secret assignment today, it came straight from the shifty eye. It's wicked bad but I can't tell anybody, not even the goldfish. And he knows everything! It's a good thing I am storing my documents on the typewriter. I keep everything there, even my underwear. What a good typewriter!</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I am not quite sure what my top secret assignment is, that's how secret it is! When I talked to my boss earlier, he made it sound like a whole lot of work. So I filled in some blanks with my own creative juices and then started collecting boogers for later. The good boogers too!</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Now I have to do some calculations on my typewriter for a while and print unmentionables. This job is really busy when you have top secret assignments. Maybe I can get an assistant. Or like an organ grinder's monkey. Except he would wear a batman outfit and he could fly. I still have the sauce packets that give those super powers!</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">This is so great. I can do my calculations and get a little flying batman monkey. I wonder what else I need for my top secret assignment. Too bad the toga doesn't fit in here because I'd really like to use that again. I'll bet the heated underwear pockets will come in handy though. Maybe even some racing underwear! 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