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Office Hobo - Pigeon Detergent

December 5th, 2006 by Phil Stewart

Well, I tried the toga thing, but it didn't go very well. My boss' shifty eye didn't like it very much and I couldn't stay busy because togas don't have pockets for my sauce packets. My typewriter didn't think of that! Plus, I think my toga cleaning detergent is bad. I probably need more pigeons.

I am doing some more calculations now but I am not sure what they lead to yet. Probably not candy or togas. Maybe it is gravy. We will find out soon enough because I like gravy.

I can't believe how busy I have been. The toga thing was good, and I almost completed some projects with it. I have already filled out the notes on my TPS report! That puts me way ahead but I still have a lot to do. I was going to lose the toga but I found a sauce packet in my hidden underwear pocket and it was already warmed up and everything! So that got me going and I got to keep the toga.

I will find a new project soon and some pockets for my sauce packets. Maybe some heated underwear pockets. Oh, and I need to pick up some cheetos for the goldfish.

What a good day!

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