My dead dog taught himself a new trick today. He's been teaching himself a lot of new tricks lately but I think it mostly happens when I have some boomshine. Like today, I had some of my wicked bad mouthwash (tm) and then my dead dog started dancing after he went to the bathroom. Like a super happy dance, with music and everything!

I think my dead dog is always dancing, but sometimes he's too heavy and needs to take a potty break to lighten the load. He's getting lazy in his old age but boy can he dance when he wants to! And this may explain the change in his leapfrog abilities. What a good dog!

Later on, I took my dead dog shopping for a new skateboard. My dog needs a skateboard for moving around so we went to Cracky's shop since he always has good stuff. He had some more information brewing for me but I think I'm still sick from last time so I passed. Cracky didn't have a skateboard but he did have a rope for dragging things. My dead dog didn't like that idea, even though the rope was only a nickel!

So finally we bought a half broken basketball and the rope. I tried to tie my dead dog to the ball but that didn't work very well. So we tried again, this time with some extra stink.  It still didn't work so my dog gave up and I tried to get a refund from Cracky.  He didn't like the idea but at least he gave us two cheetos in credit.

What a good day!