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Office Hobo - Multitasking

November 12th, 2006 by

Phil Stewart

<meta name="GENERATOR" content="OpenOffice.org 1.9.104 (Linux)" /><meta name="CREATED" content="20061103;23391200" /><meta name="CHANGED" content="20061105;233000" /><br /> <style>  </style> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I keep talking about my boss but that's because he's so busy, he's everywhere. It's called multitasking. I wish I could do it as well as him. But I'm not so good. I tried to manage people like him but I can't do it nearly as long. He's so good at being busy I'll bet he has a nacho cheese and salsa factory somewhere. A big one.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I finally got my typewriter connected to the network again. It's about time, I've got unmentionables to print! Everything here is so cool. It's like my job came back in time to get me and now I'm busy doing stuff and keeping busy. It's a good job. We got a free lunch again today but I didn't get one. Just more work. It's so good to have job security and a nice boss who gives us free lunches. I still don't like his shifty eye but I stored some files on my typewriter about that. My typewriter has a shifty eye too.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">There's not a whole lot going on right now. Just a bunch of printing and multitasking. I have two TPS reports but they are short and one is green. But it's not Jello.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">My boss had another problem for me the other day. All my multitasking produced a shortage of blue on the internet and some text on our website needed more blue. This one was a really tough problem since the text was already blue. What would you do? I did calculations on my typewriter, it was good. Then I sniffed some smells in my pocket. I had saved them for a while so they weren't quite right, but still good. Man, I need my sniffing straw! 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