November 12th, 2006 by 
Phil Stewart
Multitasking is everything in the virtual world. Or so says my boss... “It's the only way you can keep Bill Gates from reading your thoughts.” My boss is cool with information like that so he gets a real computer, one with power and everything. And he said Bill Gates personally installs listening devices in every new computer. It's a world galactic thing, so it must be true! The only way to fight this is by multitasking and being busy. Or having a nacho cheese and salsa factory.
My boss chooses to multitask. Bob said my boss is a monkey on crack when he multitasks on a computer. I'm not sure what a monkey on crack is like but I think it has to do with nursery rhymes. I will have to store it on the typewriter and analyze it later. But I believe Bob because he is always doing top secret grabber type stuff and has inside knowledge that you can only pretend to make up. It's that good!
So we will implement new policies and attempt to multitask like monkeys on crack. It's a good job and I can't wait for the new policies. I think the sales guy knows someone who could come in and help the company implement these policies. He always knows people to come in and spend money. They come in and make big stuff almost happen and then it makes the sales guy and his friends so happy that they end up passed out drunk in a Mexican prison. Only twice so far but it is always good.
What a good day!
BlueHost.com
November 13th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Wuz up Hobo? So moving out of Cracky’s cardboard to the posh office job? I like the ideas of crack monkeys, but not so sure about those mexican prisons. I’ve heard things. The bad ones, not the good. Your boss sounds like a good multitasker, maybe he can come and do my job too. I get tired of holding my cardboard sign sometimes, especially during the holidays. You should ask him
November 17th, 2006 at 12:24 am
Hey it’s Dumpster Dan!
I saw you one time, remember? It was over there. That was a good one. But what were you doing with that slingshot and those rats?
My boss is a great multitasker. I bet he already holds signs for you, maybe when you are taking extra long potty breaks.
There is only one problem. My boss is bad with directions so he is probably on the wrong street corner. Actually, he’s probably not on a street corner at all. And he has trouble with colors like daytime and nighttime.
Good to see you Dumpster Dan. You must fill me in on your experiments and rat inventions.
What a good day!
-Hobo