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Office Hobo - Free Lunch

November 12th, 2006 by

Phil Stewart

<meta content="OpenOffice.org 1.9.104 (Linux)" name="GENERATOR" /><meta content="20061103;23391200" name="CREATED" /><meta content="20061105;233000" name="CHANGED" /><br /> <style>  </style> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in"><strong>Free Lunch</strong></p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">My boss is so cool. Except for his evil eye of course. He travels a lot and so he gets his own rubber band and doorknob exercise system and even has a portable hair dryer. For his hair! What a good boss! One time the doorknob beat him up but that is another story.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">Today he decided to buy lunch for everyone. It was great except I didn't get anything. They gave me more work instead. Which is good, since my typewriter needs stuff to stay busy and not waste chip cycles. I hear they are expensive and I don't want to get fired already. Plus we got a free lunch today.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I think someone was messing with me again since I have good equipment and come up with all the cutting edge inventions. You should see my list! Only it's private and I can't show you the unmentionables. They might show themselves when the time is right. Maybe I can do some calculations on my typewriter to decide.</p> <p style="margin-bottom: 0in">I had to reboot the typewriter earlier and the 'Any' key is missing again so I need to look out for who did this. Why would they take that key? I need it for the database access. It was probably that shifty lazy eye. 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