October 27th, 2006 by 
Phil Stewart
Here is the latest from the Office Hobo:
Office Hobo - Making Deals
I started making deals on my new phone today. I don't know what they were, but they were good. Then I did some calculations on my typewriter and printed a few unmentionables to look busy and it was time for lunch again (after an extra long potty break). What a good job!
My boss doesn't like me that much. He does, but I get the shifty eye a lot. And it's not a good shifty eye either, it's the bad one. The bad, stinky type of shifty eye that likes to unplug typewriters from the network. Then I can't print my unmentionables!
Later, I found that I can entertain people by making noises with my body parts. They make lots of noise and I do happy dances while making body part sounds to keep everyone happy. It's really fun and there is not too much anger. When there is too much anger, I have different body parts to make noises. I will grow body parts if I have to! It is my goal to keep everyone happy so we can work better. Except the shifty eye, he can stay at home and eat cheetos.
What a good day!
BlueHost.com
November 4th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Once I made it a deal . . . it was SOO good. I didn’t need a phone. Just some spit and a hand to shake. You should try it!