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Office Hobo - Making Deals

I started making deals on my new phone today. I don't know what they were, but they were good. Then I did some calculations on my typewriter and printed a few unmentionables to look busy and it was time for lunch again (after an extra long potty break). What a good job!

My boss doesn't like me that much. He does, but I get the shifty eye a lot. And it's not a good shifty eye either, it's the bad one. The bad, stinky type of shifty eye that likes to unplug typewriters from the network. Then I can't print my unmentionables!

Later, I found that I can entertain people by making noises with my body parts. They make lots of noise and I do happy dances while making body part sounds to keep everyone happy. It's really fun and there is not too much anger. When there is too much anger, I have different body parts to make noises. I will grow body parts if I have to! It is my goal to keep everyone happy so we can work better. Except the shifty eye, he can stay at home and eat cheetos.

What a good day!

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