My armpits were smelling real good today. I don’t know why. It was like taco good, except my left one. That one was more like pine tar and gravy.

So I rubbed my hand under my arm for a while then stuck it in my pocket to save the smell. There’s going to be some good sniffing later.

Maybe I could get a nose straw for sniffing things. I could sniff my pants pocket while I walk down the street or find new places that are good for sniffing. Right now I have to take my pants off and put my nose in my pocket, and that leads to awkward situations. Plus one time I got the wrong pants and someone else was still in them. He didn’t keep good smells in his pocket either!

I need to add the sniffing straw to my list of stuff to get. Maybe after I get the professional racing underwear that makes you smart. Cracky sells some, but I think I can get them for cheaper. Racing underwear is very cool, and I could probably rig up an attachment for the sniffing straw.
What a good day!