After the successful launch of the first Stinky Hobo Book, a new character has magically appeared. Dubbed "The Office Hobo", he's sure to do something about nothing. So here's the first story in a potentially long, or short, Office Hobo series.

The Office Hobo

So I started my new job today. It's really cool, like not quite Wicked Bad (tm), but almost. I sit around in a big building that has windows to look out of and everything. It's a good job!

There's only one problem. I think someone is messing with me. Like really bad, but good. My typewriter keeps having problems and it's been loading webpages slowly all of the sudden. It did not happen before! So I have to look busy and deal with that too. I don't want to get fired already.

I went around earlier and helped everyone with their lunches. It was fun. I have all sorts of extra sauce packets in my pockets and keep finding more so I made sure everyone had tasty flavors to go with their food. Like special, tasty flavors. I invent them myself. Sometimes they invent themselves in my pockets. It's lots of fun!

After that, I had more problems with my typewriter because someone unplugged the network connection. It's ok if they needed it but please, plug it back in. There's important stuff on there!

I wanted to make some calls and do some deals but I don't have a phone yet. Maybe I can work on that tomorrow. What a good day!

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