Phil's Hobo Humor and Insights is a website I setup to share some awesome goodness with the world. Here you will find everything from the humorous adventures of Stinky Hobo and his dead dog sidekick, to funny jokes and stories, personal insights, random craziness, to wealth and money, website scripts, tools, and more.

I've even got a Jikkom(tm) and it's Patent Pending!

So feel free to browse the topics below, check out some of the top stories linked on the side, or just kick back and flick boogers at the screen.

Humor is the flavor of life, and let's face it, everyone could use a good laugh now and then. This section offers a unique and warped sense of humor wrapped with a twist of WTF(?). With the original adventures of Stinky Hobo, the always-busy-yet-never-accomplishing Office Hobo, random acts of craziness and other unique adventures, this section will definitely offer something not quite like anything you never thought I almost offered thinking about it before. Or something.

Stinky Hobo Stories - The Book!
This book follows our favorite fragrant vagrant on his adventurous quest for the elusive Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory. Join Stinky Hobo and his dead dog as they teach chipmunks to dance, build juggernauts, and invent new methods for storing smells in their pockets. You can find out more about Stinky Hobo Stories on this page.

PhilStewart.org also offers dozens of humorous stories about Stinky Hobo's adventures. These stories are both from the book, as well as newer, similarly wacky tales. The Stinky Hobo section offers every single story from the book, completely free.

The Adventures of Stinky Hobo
Stinky Hobo and his dead dog enjoy quite the range of activities including surviving gypsie raids and curses, gaining magical powers from sauce packets, fighting the evil lords of Mordor, playing leapfrog and rat fireball, and of course, avoiding Cracky McBling's notorious Beer and Taco Farts of death.

So join Stinky Hobo on his crazy adventures. If you get tired of grabber antics or beating on things with a jikkom, maybe you can help launch some mice to the moon or get a ride in Spiz's rocket powered cardboard box.

It's all in the name of the elusive Nacho Cheese and Salsa Factory(tm). So join the fun, it's certain to be something about some thing or someone or whatever.

The Office Hobo
Office Hobo is some guy working under some stairwell in some office building somewhere. And by "working", I really mean "trying to print unmentionables", "Hooking up the typewriter to the network", "waking up taped to the soda machine", and other things that office hobos may do.
Office Hobo is so cool, he even has his own domain name: www.OfficeHobo.com

But that's about all he's got...

Jokes and Funny Stuff
Random jokes, humor, and other craziness. In this section you'll find extremely funny jokes, off the wall satire, stories, and humor, as well as random acts of craziness including my infamous attempt at stuffing a computer power supply inside an empty soda can.
Enjoy!

In the spirit of giving, when I create a new website script, or come across a useful website tool, I'll try and put it here. It will take me some time to build this area up but I strive to keep all the tools, scripts, and programs here 100% free.

You may want to check out the newest addition, a quick and easy Random Quote Generator written in PERL and 100% free of charge.

I dabble in buying and selling domain names, and as a result, I have come across (or developed) several tools useful for domainers. This section includes informational articles, available domain lists, many domain name tools, expired domain searching, available domain checking, list generation, and more.
If you are at all interested in websites, domain names, or the domain name aftermarket, this section is for you.

Everything rolled up into one. Almost like a really good bean burrito... with gravy.

If you have enjoyed the awesomey goodness of this website and would like to spread some of your own, you can donate to the site here.
There is no minimum and I very much appreciate any and all kindness received.

Remember that putting a smile on even one person's face is enough to cause a chain reaction of awesomey goodness so large and powerful that its sheer size and scope is incomprehensible. I wouldn't make this stuff up!

There is much more to this site than I have outlined on this page.
So browse around, check out the archives, search for particular topics, or even play the game of the day.

This site is a work in progress, but I'm slowly building it up with quality information, humorous stories, and generally awesome goodness. If you have any ideas or suggestions, or have a particular topic you would like to see covered here, feel free to contact me.